The soft, ring-spun cotton of this t-shirt is also long-lasting. With a classic fit and seam-free body, you'll want to wear it every day. 100% soft ring-spun cotton (Sport Gray is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Dark/Navy Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton.) Modern classic fit Tubular body Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems Taped neck and shoulders Ribbed collar Wash cool, hang dry or tumble dry low Cool iron inside-out

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A bold, list-style tee in white lettering on black, with a decorative flourish divider under the headline. The list repeats one word again and again, building a rhythm that gets funnier with each line, until the closer rules out anything that has nothing to do with the wearer. The tidy dashes and divider make it read like a mock to-do list, so the joke lands at a glance. The humor is blunt, sarcastic “I’m too busy for drama” attitude. It’s aimed at nuisance and nonsense in general rather than at any one person, which makes it a natural fit for people who like unfiltered, no-nonsense statement tees. Perfect for: Sarcastic and blunt-humor fans Gag gifts for the friend who has zero patience for drama Office, parent, and “done with it all” humor lovers Bold, text-heavy statement tees Suggested tagline: “Priorities, sorted.”