The soft, ring-spun cotton of this t-shirt is also long-lasting. With a classic fit and seam-free body, you'll want to wear it every day. 100% soft ring-spun cotton (Sport Gray is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Dark/Navy Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton.) Modern classic fit Tubular body Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems Taped neck and shoulders Ribbed collar Wash cool, hang dry or tumble dry low Cool iron inside-out

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A bold, all-caps typographic statement piece with a sarcastic, exaggerated warning-label energy. No graphics needed — the humor is carried entirely by the punchy, oversized text treatment, making it instantly readable and meme-worthy from a distance. This design leans into self-deprecating, over-the-top relationship humor — the kind of joke exaggerated for comedic effect rather than meant literally. It's built for people who like blunt, sarcastic streetwear that gets a laugh (or a nervous chuckle) from anyone who reads it. Perfect for: Sarcastic/dark humor apparel fans Novelty gag gifts for boyfriends Bold typography lovers who want a shirt that "says something" Suggested tagline: "You've been warned."