The soft, ring-spun cotton of this t-shirt is also long-lasting. With a classic fit and seam-free body, you'll want to wear it every day. 100% soft ring-spun cotton (Sport Gray is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Dark/Navy Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton.) Modern classic fit Tubular body Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems Taped neck and shoulders Ribbed collar Wash cool, hang dry or tumble dry low Cool iron inside-out

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A bold, tightly stacked typographic tee in heavy black serif lettering on white, with the mixed sizes putting the spotlight on the middle line before the punchline lands. The setup sounds like a tough-guy resilience quote, then the closer swerves into a gross-out joke about corn passing through the body undigested. The humor is crude but silly, a “life beat me up and I survived” message told through a bathroom-humor metaphor. It’s aimed at the wearer’s own toughness, not at anyone else. Perfect for: Dry, crude-humor fans Gag gifts for the friend who has been through it and come out fine Bold, text-only statement tees Resilience-themed humor with an edge Suggested tagline: “Undigested and unbothered.”